What is the process for patenting my invention?

Getting a patent can be a slow process.  The USPTO is a government agency, staffed by engineers and attorneys (and nerds of all stripes!), and they are always busy.  It has forms and requirements, and can move slowly (it can also examine your patent application and perform other work more quickly, for additional cost).

The USPTO has put together a helpful flowchart showing the process to get a utility patent.  You should consult with a patent attorney regarding patent and IP strategies, and timeframes for starting and completing the patent process.